I2pSlogans

This page contains a few slogans by various people. Feel free to add your own.

anon42018::

I2P - I'm human, of course I pee too!

Andy::

Freedom requires privacy. Be free! - i2p

Janonymous::

I2P. The autonomous are anonymous
I2P, join the revolution
I2P, for your own good
I2P and the future of 'freedom'
I2P, for the common good

madman2003::

I2P, for your own sake
I2P, a revolution to protect the freedom of speech
I2P, a revolution to protect your own freedom and that of others
I2P: The future of freedom

jrandom::

I2P: it's got vitamin C
I2P: The free internet
I2P: what, you mean its supposed to make sense?
I2P: Making the internet more free
I2P: Creating a more free internet
I2P: more fun than a root canal

ugha::

I2P - Anonymoholics anonymous

qwerty::

I2P - Because Freenet really sucks the lamas ass.

aum::

aum: "I2P - because your online communications are YOUR business":
aum: "I2P: already criminalised in Michigan":
aum: "I2P: Because privacy is a basic human right":
aum: "I2P: Big Brother, Your Days Are Numbered":
aum: "I2P: Farewell, Big Brother":
aum: "I2P: I'm taking the Fifth!":
aum: "I2P: pissing off governments":
aum: "I2P: purchase your crack/ecstasy/P online - anonymoney accepted":
aum: "I2P: your government's Department of Homeland Insecurity":
aum: "With I2P, the cops will have to plant crack in your car instead":
aum: bloody hell - coke dealers have their own IS installations, with mainframes and large IT teams
aum: I2P: what's sleep?:
aum: well, how about "I2P - Big Ulcers for Big Brother":

connelly::

I2P: Communication, over the set Z. In contrast, TCP/IP uses subset R of Z; R follows from local law. But the cardinality of R equals the cardinality of Z. Is there then no purpose in using I2P? After all we can construct a bijection from Z to R, and then express ourselves in Z over TCP/IP. But the problem is that any bijection from Z to R will be inverted and used by those who enforce local law to prevent one from expressing oneself in Z over TCP/IP. We conclude that TCP/IP is entirely unsuitable for communication over the set Z. Furthermore, we conclude that I2P grants communication over the set Z.

clayboy::

clayboy: " toad: anyone here running a stable freenet node? we are completely out of seednodes and need new seednode sources URGENTLY" -- I2P: We're Doing Better Than Freenet
clayboy: "I2P - now 33% more anonymous than the next leading brand.":
clayboy: "I2P: It's 1985."
clayboy: "I2P: Now You Too Can Pee":
clayboy: ... or double your money back:
clayboy: I2P -- Imagine a Beowulf cluster of THIS!:
clayboy: I2P: Black Ice, Ice Baby:
clayboy: I2P: Nobody Knows You're a Frog:
clayboy: I2P: Puts You Off Food:

danon::

danon: i2p: Connect The Net, It's Free!:
danon: i2p: Creating a free internet:
danon: i2p: Grab a Tunnel, It's Free!:
danon: i2p: Making a free internet Reality:
danon: i2p: The Digital Refuge:

FireRabbit::

FireRabbit: I2P - Freer than beer:
FireRabbit: I2P: Guarenteed to drive you crazy after 5 minutes of use:
FireRabbit: I²P - how people who know too much about ascii say I2P:
FireRabbit|food: I2P: What Spoon?:

MrEcho::

MrEcho_: "I2P: let other people use your bandwidth":

Ophite1::

Ophite1: I2P - because it sucks less than freenet.:
Ophite1: I2P - research and development of innovative solutions directed towards improving the freedom, privacy and security of all users of the internet
Ophite1: I²P - stopping politics fucking up your good ideas.:

protocol::

protocol: I2P: Fuck Freenet:
protocol: I2P: Hack eepsite anonymously:
protocol: I2P: protocol is the fucking man:
protocol: I2P: Scientology hates us:

TC::

TC: "I2P: aum, is the shoutcast server still running?":
TC: "I2P: Can i2p.dynalias.net take a slashdoting?":
TC: "I2P: Connection reset by peer":
TC: "I2P: Does Guantanamo Bay have broadband?":
TC: "I2P: Hack the Gibson... on this open Squid proxy!":
TC: "I2P: Hey everyone, I just set up my webcam! oh shit!":
TC: "I2P: increase your penis size by 3 to 4 inches":
TC: "I2P: It was all jrand0m's idea! I didn't have anything to do with it!":
TC: "I2P: Puts You Off Government":
TC: "I2P: somebody build us matter transpoter over ethernet and we're all set":
TC: "I2P: Taxes? We dont need no stinking taxes!":
TC: "I2P: The SUV that ran you off the information superhighway":
TC: "I2P: They can take my mouse when the pry it out of my cold dead hands":
TC: "I2P: Where Anarchists and Libertarians sharpen their knives before turning on each other"

tonious::

tonious: "I2P -- Making the world safe for dealers, terrorists and child porn peddlers"
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause Angelina Jolie's a hacker.":
tonious: "I2P: Recommended by four out of five black market doctors.":
tonious: "I2P: Yeah, RISC is good.":
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause really, what would you do with all that CPU time?:
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause the street finds it's own uses for things.":
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause we were bored.":
tonious: "I2P: Accepted at more places (that you'd like to shop) than American Express."
tonious: "I2P: because IPSEC is made of people. PEOPLE!":
tonious: "I2P: Because noone wants to see what you browse. Ugh.":
tonious: "I2P: Because there are four lights.":
tonious: "I2P: Because there's a republican in office.":
tonious: "I2P: Because your parents have a packetsniffer":
tonious: "I2P: Eat THIS Ashcroft!!":
tonious: "I2P: Elvis would use it. Beebop aloo lah.":
tonious: "I2P: Have you had your cryptographically untraceable break today?"
tonious: "I2P: Here kid, have some candy.":
tonious: "I2P: IHTFP":
tonious: "I2P: Is your router up? 'Cause I can't reach your site.":
tonious: "I2P: It beats goatse.cx":
tonious: "I2P: It beats watching Enterprise":
tonious: "I2P: It tastes awful but it works":
tonious: "I2P: Maxaxaxax H-H-Headroom recommends it.":
tonious: "I2P: So no one knows you're an Urqin Invader.":
tonious: "I2P: Spider Jerusalem's favourite network.":
tonious: "I2P: The quicker squicker upper":
tonious: "I2P: They're after me lucky charms!":
tonious: "I2P: This space for rent. No really, my DMT account is #......"
tonious: "I2P: We make the MIB look like wimps.":
tonious: "I2P: What evidence?":
tonious: "I2P: Where everyone knows your name." No wait, that's not right...
tonious: "I2P: Who are you again?":
tonious: "I2P: Who needs the IETF?":
tonious: "I2P: William Gibson eat your heart out.":
tonious: "I2P: You can't prove it.":
tonious: I2P - Join now, get a free mp3!:
tonious: I2P - Your lawyer will thank you.:
tonious: I2P -- Shut up and use it.:

hypercubus::

I2P: To cops, you'll be like a huge booger they just can't reach.
with i2p the time is coming to bring the "underground" above ground and accessible to all

AJDurai::

I2P: Because you should not be jailed -just given a slap up side the head- for jacking off to lesbian snuff films.
I2P: Because all information wants to be free, including those photos of jrandom dressed up like a domantrix in crotchless panties raping a stuffed Care Bear doll up its ass.
I2P: Because without it keeping gott busy he would be released to afflict the world with his/her (its) evil.
I2P: Because I want every fucking episode of the Little Mermaid the series available for download with out Disney suing my ass off.

Tammy Faye::

I2P- The loosest slots in town
I2P- Pretty soon it'll have the only pages not owned by a corporation
I2p- Bigger than a Chihuahua

nicktastic::

nicktastic: Inject your soul with I2P, its free, its free
nicktastic: Someone hurt me

some_rando::

I2P: You'll have a great time here, just don't run your wordpress blog as an eepsite.

feline terrorist::

I2P: Because P2P is about more than filesharing
I2P: Anonymize everything!

r4v5::

r4v5: wait, people on i2p pay for things?
r4v5: I2P: Letting the terrorists win, one scaremonger at a time!

nickless_head::

I2P: What, the slogans have to make sense?
I2P: Because "Kazaa" was already taken!
I2P: Because I2P needs another slogan!
Î2P: Now officially the second-suckiest anonymous filesharing program in existence!
Welcome to I2P - abandon all hope ye who enter here.
cat-a-puss: Yeah, the other day postman.i2p did it three times in a row...

#i2p-chat topic::

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torpaedo::

I2P: Ha ha, you can't catch me.
I2P: Because evil is the root of all money. (No, it doesn't have anything to do with I2P. It just seemed like it would make a good catchy slogan for something.)
I2P: Incriminating Scientology memos want to be free.

roamer::

I2P: I too pee on MPAA, RIAA and the like ...

anonymous::

I2P: Hacking 127.0.0.1
I2P: Fuck Freenet, in a good way.
I2P: Pissing on The Man.

tealc::

Tealc: i'll suck jrandoms cock if he releases 0.6.1.4 tonight

You::

I2P brings us the darkest sides of humanity - And shows us the beauty in them ;D
Welcome to I2P: Our privacy relies on the laws of mathematics, not the laws of man.
I2P, interprets all governments as system damage and routes them out!

perv::

Load the kickban scripts, ops, and take cover - the slashdot has hit the fan!
perv: But wouldn't a jrandom, by any other name, smell equally leet?
Freenet is like a glacier. It's hard to move, but once it gets going, it can .. ummh .. move pebbles? In comparison, I2P is like a rabbit's burrow. You can get anywhere you want pretty quickly, but when the tunnels cave in you're screwed.

Fiddy-Bux::

I2P: Because surveillance is rarely used to help you.
I2P: The less they know the better.
I2P: A bit like a cloak of invisibility.
I2P: More hops than a brewery.
I2P: Hoping that this won't be used by the criminal underworld.
I2P: Slow as shit, but interesting all the same.

tino::

It's never too late for I2P.

NickyB::

I2P: Because .i2p domains are free for all!

JahvaScript Maniac::

I2P: I love To Peer !

XyzzyP::

I2P: Giving secure anonymous communication to everyone - not just criminal organizations, commercial organizations, terrorist organizations and governments!
I2P: Anonymous secure communication for everyone, not just those that have an IT-department.

Dinamic::

I2P: Privacy et libre!

Mental::

Mental: Before the Internet, the Government controlled all communication, now that the Government controls the Internet, we have I2P.

Xanomes::

When big companies and government are controlling internet, there is only one way to be free - I2P.

DramaQueen::

I2P: Where torrenters are leeching dicks.

Hidenet::

I2P: If onions make you cry, try some garlic

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