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This page contains a few slogans by various people. Feel free to add your own.

Right Anonymous:

I2P is the place where you can find half of the inadequate Russians who worship Hitler and support Ukraine and Americans who love drugs and also worship Hitler. This is one of the worst places I have ever seen. I2P is a small network that is literally based on idiots. This is the case when people should not be given anonymity, privacy, and the like. The worst being is man.

anon42018::

I2P - I'm human, of course I pee too!

Andy::

Freedom requires privacy. Be free! - i2p

Janonymous::

I2P. The autonomous are anonymous
I2P, join the revolution
I2P, for your own good
I2P and the future of 'freedom'
I2P, for the common good

madman2003::

I2P, for your own sake
I2P, a revolution to protect the freedom of speech
I2P, a revolution to protect your own freedom and that of others
I2P: The future of freedom

jrandom::

I2P: it's got vitamin C
I2P: The free internet
I2P: what, you mean its supposed to make sense?
I2P: Making the internet more free
I2P: Creating a more free internet
I2P: more fun than a root canal

ugha::

I2P - Anonymoholics anonymous

qwerty::

I2P - Because Freenet really sucks the lamas ass.

aum::

aum: "I2P - because your online communications are YOUR business":
aum: "I2P: already criminalised in Michigan":
aum: "I2P: Because privacy is a basic human right":
aum: "I2P: Big Brother, Your Days Are Numbered":
aum: "I2P: Farewell, Big Brother":
aum: "I2P: I'm taking the Fifth!":
aum: "I2P: pissing off governments":
aum: "I2P: purchase your crack/ecstasy/P online - anonymoney accepted":
aum: "I2P: your government's Department of Homeland Insecurity":
aum: "With I2P, the cops will have to plant crack in your car instead":
aum: bloody hell - coke dealers have their own IS installations, with mainframes and large IT teams
aum: I2P: what's sleep?:
aum: well, how about "I2P - Big Ulcers for Big Brother":

connelly::

I2P: Communication, over the set Z. In contrast, TCP/IP uses subset R of Z; R follows from local law. But the cardinality of R equals the cardinality of Z. Is there then no purpose in using I2P? After all we can construct a bijection from Z to R, and then express ourselves in Z over TCP/IP. But the problem is that any bijection from Z to R will be inverted and used by those who enforce local law to prevent one from expressing oneself in Z over TCP/IP. We conclude that TCP/IP is entirely unsuitable for communication over the set Z. Furthermore, we conclude that I2P grants communication over the set Z.

clayboy::

clayboy: " toad: anyone here running a stable freenet node? we are completely out of seednodes and need new seednode sources URGENTLY" -- I2P: We're Doing Better Than Freenet
clayboy: "I2P - now 33% more anonymous than the next leading brand.":
clayboy: "I2P: It's 1985."
clayboy: "I2P: Now You Too Can Pee":
clayboy: ... or double your money back:
clayboy: I2P -- Imagine a Beowulf cluster of THIS!:
clayboy: I2P: Black Ice, Ice Baby:
clayboy: I2P: Nobody Knows You're a Frog:
clayboy: I2P: Puts You Off Food:

danon::

danon: i2p: Connect The Net, It's Free!:
danon: i2p: Creating a free internet:
danon: i2p: Grab a Tunnel, It's Free!:
danon: i2p: Making a free internet Reality:
danon: i2p: The Digital Refuge:

FireRabbit::

FireRabbit: I2P - Freer than beer:
FireRabbit: I2P: Guarenteed to drive you crazy after 5 minutes of use:
FireRabbit: I²P - how people who know too much about ascii say I2P:
FireRabbit|food: I2P: What Spoon?:

MrEcho::

MrEcho_: "I2P: let other people use your bandwidth":

Ophite1::

Ophite1: I2P - because it sucks less than freenet.:
Ophite1: I2P - research and development of innovative solutions directed towards improving the freedom, privacy and security of all users of the internet
Ophite1: I²P - stopping politics fucking up your good ideas.:

protocol::

protocol: I2P: Fuck Freenet:
protocol: I2P: Hack eepsite anonymously:
protocol: I2P: protocol is the fucking man:
protocol: I2P: Scientology hates us:

TC::

TC: "I2P: aum, is the shoutcast server still running?":
TC: "I2P: Can i2p.dynalias.net take a slashdoting?":
TC: "I2P: Connection reset by peer":
TC: "I2P: Does Guantanamo Bay have broadband?":
TC: "I2P: Hack the Gibson... on this open Squid proxy!":
TC: "I2P: Hey everyone, I just set up my webcam! oh shit!":
TC: "I2P: increase your penis size by 3 to 4 inches":
TC: "I2P: It was all jrand0m's idea! I didn't have anything to do with it!":
TC: "I2P: Puts You Off Government":
TC: "I2P: somebody build us matter transpoter over ethernet and we're all set":
TC: "I2P: Taxes? We dont need no stinking taxes!":
TC: "I2P: The SUV that ran you off the information superhighway":
TC: "I2P: They can take my mouse when the pry it out of my cold dead hands":
TC: "I2P: Where Anarchists and Libertarians sharpen their knives before turning on each other"

tonious::

tonious: "I2P -- Making the world safe for dealers, terrorists and child porn peddlers"
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause Angelina Jolie's a hacker.":
tonious: "I2P: Recommended by four out of five black market doctors.":
tonious: "I2P: Yeah, RISC is good.":
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause really, what would you do with all that CPU time?:
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause the street finds it's own uses for things.":
tonious: "I2P: 'Cause we were bored.":
tonious: "I2P: Accepted at more places (that you'd like to shop) than American Express."
tonious: "I2P: because IPSEC is made of people. PEOPLE!":
tonious: "I2P: Because noone wants to see what you browse. Ugh.":
tonious: "I2P: Because there are four lights.":
tonious: "I2P: Because there's a republican in office.":
tonious: "I2P: Because your parents have a packetsniffer":
tonious: "I2P: Eat THIS Ashcroft!!":
tonious: "I2P: Elvis would use it. Beebop aloo lah.":
tonious: "I2P: Have you had your cryptographically untraceable break today?"
tonious: "I2P: Here kid, have some candy.":
tonious: "I2P: IHTFP":
tonious: "I2P: Is your router up? 'Cause I can't reach your site.":
tonious: "I2P: It beats goatse.cx":
tonious: "I2P: It beats watching Enterprise":
tonious: "I2P: It tastes awful but it works":
tonious: "I2P: Maxaxaxax H-H-Headroom recommends it.":
tonious: "I2P: So no one knows you're an Urqin Invader.":
tonious: "I2P: Spider Jerusalem's favourite network.":
tonious: "I2P: The quicker squicker upper":
tonious: "I2P: They're after me lucky charms!":
tonious: "I2P: This space for rent. No really, my DMT account is #......"
tonious: "I2P: We make the MIB look like wimps.":
tonious: "I2P: What evidence?":
tonious: "I2P: Where everyone knows your name." No wait, that's not right...
tonious: "I2P: Who are you again?":
tonious: "I2P: Who needs the IETF?":
tonious: "I2P: William Gibson eat your heart out.":
tonious: "I2P: You can't prove it.":
tonious: I2P - Join now, get a free mp3!:
tonious: I2P - Your lawyer will thank you.:
tonious: I2P -- Shut up and use it.:

hypercubus::

I2P: To cops, you'll be like a huge booger they just can't reach.
with i2p the time is coming to bring the "underground" above ground and accessible to all

AJDurai::

I2P: Because you should not be jailed -just given a slap up side the head- for jacking off to lesbian snuff films.
I2P: Because all information wants to be free, including those photos of jrandom dressed up like a domantrix in crotchless panties raping a stuffed Care Bear doll up its ass.
I2P: Because without it keeping gott busy he would be released to afflict the world with his/her (its) evil.
I2P: Because I want every fucking episode of the Little Mermaid the series available for download with out Disney suing my ass off.

Tammy Faye::

I2P- The loosest slots in town
I2P- Pretty soon it'll have the only pages not owned by a corporation
I2p- Bigger than a Chihuahua

nicktastic::

nicktastic: Inject your soul with I2P, its free, its free
nicktastic: Someone hurt me

some_rando::

I2P: You'll have a great time here, just don't run your wordpress blog as an eepsite.

feline terrorist::

I2P: Because P2P is about more than filesharing
I2P: Anonymize everything!

r4v5::

r4v5: wait, people on i2p pay for things?
r4v5: I2P: Letting the terrorists win, one scaremonger at a time!

nickless_head::

I2P: What, the slogans have to make sense?
I2P: Because "Kazaa" was already taken!
I2P: Because I2P needs another slogan!
Î2P: Now officially the second-suckiest anonymous filesharing program in existence!
Welcome to I2P - abandon all hope ye who enter here.
cat-a-puss: Yeah, the other day postman.i2p did it three times in a row...

#i2p-chat topic::

i2p-chat Welcome to I2P Chat -- Where all your dreams come true
troll-free, flood-free i2p community chat | if channel is moderated: register, identify, and /msg an op for voice if you're not auto-voiced | forum online | bot-free | cneal is a nutsack

torpaedo::

I2P: Ha ha, you can't catch me.
I2P: Because evil is the root of all money. (No, it doesn't have anything to do with I2P. It just seemed like it would make a good catchy slogan for something.)
I2P: Incriminating Scientology memos want to be free.

roamer::

I2P: I too pee on MPAA, RIAA and the like ...

anonymous::

I2P: Hacking 127.0.0.1
I2P: Fuck Freenet, in a good way.
I2P: Pissing on The Man.

tealc::

Tealc: i'll suck jrandoms cock if he releases 0.6.1.4 tonight

You::

I2P brings us the darkest sides of humanity - And shows us the beauty in them ;D
Welcome to I2P: Our privacy relies on the laws of mathematics, not the laws of man.
I2P, interprets all governments as system damage and routes them out!

perv::

Load the kickban scripts, ops, and take cover - the slashdot has hit the fan!
perv: But wouldn't a jrandom, by any other name, smell equally leet?
Freenet is like a glacier. It's hard to move, but once it gets going, it can .. ummh .. move pebbles? In comparison, I2P is like a rabbit's burrow. You can get anywhere you want pretty quickly, but when the tunnels cave in you're screwed.

Fiddy-Bux::

I2P: Because surveillance is rarely used to help you.
I2P: The less they know the better.
I2P: A bit like a cloak of invisibility.
I2P: More hops than a brewery.
I2P: Hoping that this won't be used by the criminal underworld.
I2P: Slow as shit, but interesting all the same.

tino::

It's never too late for I2P.

NickyB::

I2P: Because .i2p domains are free for all!

JahvaScript Maniac::

I2P: I love To Peer !

XyzzyP::

I2P: Giving secure anonymous communication to everyone - not just criminal organizations, commercial organizations, terrorist organizations and governments!
I2P: Anonymous secure communication for everyone, not just those that have an IT-department.

Dinamic::

I2P: Privacy et libre!

Mental::

Mental: Before the Internet, the Government controlled all communication, now that the Government controls the Internet, we have I2P.

Xanomes::

When big companies and government are controlling internet, there is only one way to be free - I2P.

DramaQueen::

I2P: Where torrenters are leeching dicks.

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 This page contains a few slogans by various people. Feel free to add your own.
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+Right Anonymous:
+* I2P is the place where you can find half of the inadequate Russians who worship Hitler and support Ukraine and Americans who love drugs and also worship Hitler. This is one of the worst places I have ever seen. I2P is a small network that is literally based on idiots. This is the case when people should not be given anonymity, privacy, and the like. The worst being is man.
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